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Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(Source: vorfreudde)

wander-panzer:

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

Yep that about sums it up

(Source: fueledbypeaches)

(Source: danbutt)

me and my ogre gf

vixxtoobomb:

me: babe i love you

gf: get out of my swamp

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

(Source: urbanclictionary)

julian-whitehouse:

"daft punk is only auto-tune and machines theyre not talented all they do is push buttons, even I could do that"

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right ok go ahead and find out how easy it is, see if you can do it

furbychild:

talk furby to me

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thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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(Source: neurobun)

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriends backs u up

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Thomas Bangalter, Guy-Manwell de Homem Kristo
the grammy announcer

heckagood:

the grammy announcer demonstrates how to sound as American as possible