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  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

dumpsterdog:

deonte-s:

actually

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actually

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wait actually

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(Source: passivepsycho)

adjit:

Sometimes I forget that the Striders are rich as balls
because of puppet porn

adjit:

Sometimes I forget that the Striders are rich as balls

because of puppet porn

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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  • Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
  • Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

ramesesniblickthethird:

Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt’s characters in The Mighty Boosh + did that really just happen?

Part 3

chicapordios:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

I wonder what I’ll have for breakfast tomorrow?

Maybe a hot, fresh bowl of not at Comic Con

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

daft-sorcerer:

Guy-Man on the outside

Thomas on the inside

Play Paul on a spiritual level

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it